BOOFER

Boofer (Noun) - Slang which generalizes despicable people that are disturbing or irritating to be around. Boofers will readily get their feelings hurt after hypocritically instigating discourse. Promptly abandoning their own loyalties to any friends or family with ease, for strangers who give them attention and/or makes them feel important.

Matt: Wow, Bryan. You’re really taking that random girl's side over mine, your own brother? Fucking Boofer.

Chris: Yo, can someone throw this Boofer out of the party? Nobody likes him.

FOOBER

Foober (Noun) - The opposite of a Boofer. The Slang “Foober” generalizes astonishing people that are composed and easy going to be around. Foobers don’t let anything get to them easily, and love their friends/families above most things; holding a high degree of loyalty for them. Foobers have no need to feel important, as they already are. Being a called Foober is the highest compliment a human can be called. It is the antonym to “Boofer” as that, is the lowest insult a human can be called. As they are total opposites, Boofers and Foobers are natural born enemies.

Jordan: Guys, I found someone that can potentially be a part of our close friend group. He seems like a Foober!

Eddie: Chris, thanks for paying for my food. I haven’t had a good meal in days, you’re truly a Foober.