Wastemaster 6000

A fictional product that costs a lot of money to purchase and to maintain, and wastes resources. It either serves no practical purpose or greatly exceeds the needs of the user.

Often, Wastemaster 6000s are purchased by uneducated and unattractive men to impress other men in the hope that they will win friends.

The term is used to mock the uncool people who make these purchases.

Stanly Prickmeyer: Hey Joe, do you like my new barbeque? It puts out 800 000 BTU and consumes 50 gallons of propane per second. I can roast an elephant from 70 yards!

Jo Cool: Wow, is that the new Wastemaster 6000?

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belga

A shitty pink paladin

Belga has no penis

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Trog Dor

An S and a more different S. Plus a beefy arm growing out of the back of his neck for good measure.

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born-again virgin

A ho that doesn't get any sex for one year.

Born-again as in reborn. Virgin as in a pure and chaste individual.

It's been a year since she got laid, let's go celebrate Katie becoming a born-again virgin.

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frec

A gimp friar with no penis

Frec should give all of his money to Foxflight

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Brizno

A word for a female. (New York Term)

Iam going to go see this Brizno

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BOGSATT

Acronym for "Bunch Of Guys Sitting Around The Table." This is Pentagonese for the events transpiring in the War Room while hundreds of people are dying elsewhere.

It can be applied to any situation in which people of questionable ability, experience, or knowledge make important decisions.

"There's a BOGSATT in the conference room."

"I lost my job because the BOGSATT said I was inept."

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