boredome

1. The act of becoming bored while receiving fellatio, usually due to a lack of stimulation, imagination, skill or experience on the part of the fellator.

2. The act of becoming bored while performing fellatio, usually due to an inordinately long duration before climax.

1. Dude, I got boredome from Tiffany so bad last night. She said she wanted to make it extra dry for me. I think there's a scar now.

2. Never give John a blowjob. The Lord of the Rings trilogy was on the TV in the background. Director's cut. I think all three finished before he did. Worst case of boredome ever.

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boredom

If your only reading up on this because your bored, add a thumbs up!

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(>.<) DUST BUNNIE ATE MY SOCKS!!!!
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boredom

A severe disease infecting millions of people all over the world is which they constantly exhibit certain behaviours like lack of movement, construction of various pointless structures, doodling, talking about pointless things, and making definitions on UrbanDictionary.com.

There is no known cure, though the symptoms do seem to fade when victim is introduced to something time consuming or slightly entertaining, such as television or counting nails in a wall.

Though is it a very severe and wide-spread epidemic, it is not fatal, though attempts to get rid of the disease have known to be fatal at times.

I made a really long paper clip chain. Want to take pictures of it?

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Boredom

Why I come to this site.

Me: I'm bored as all hell...
Friend: Go check out urbandictionary

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boredom

The only reason I am writing this definition.

kid 1:God I hate boredom.
kid 2:yeah, me too.
Kid 1:lets go write something on urban dictionary!

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boredom

What you are probably suffering from if you are reading this definition.

What I am currently suffering from.

A stint of boredom caused me to hit the random but at urbandictionary.com for two hours.

Boredom is boring (so is this definition.)

I'm not a funny person. Bleh.

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Boredom

Learning how to conjugate verbs in French class. Or any foreign language class.

French class is so fucking boring it makes me want to kill myself out of boredom!

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