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Programmers and other types of technical folks that Kind Of Sort Of (KOSO) know what they are doing, but not really. This is precisely the kind of thing that happens when non-programmers try to program. The kind of people that copy and paste bits and pieces of things from the Internet to solve a problem, but don't understand data structures, or logic.
Look at this spreadsheet , the data is all there and then it is copy and pasted into another cell instead of making it a reference, it must have been a koso. Simply writing stuff down doesn't make it technical.
The act of creating complexity where none is in fact required.
The SOX processes were needlessly complex, they had so many turns and twists, they would have made Rube Goldberg smile.
tafsama - an acronym for - Take a flying suck at my ass - A pejorative term used when someone asks you to do something wholly unreasonable.
Joe: Hey - how about you just wipe server and build a new system from scratch, and get it done by lunch time?
Fred: I have an idea - how about you get on one side of the room , I'll get on the other and you can tafsama.
A person whose sole function in an organization is to point out flaws in recommended plans and approaches. This person never provides reasonable insights of their own volition rather just point out flaws of other ideas.
In the meeting yesterday we had several good ideas but Fred continued in his role as professional naysayer pointing out flaws while never offering any useful advice or ideas of his own.
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A politically correct way of telling someone : "Fuck You". From the encoded message Arnold Schwarzenegger sent to the California senate.
Man - Joe is really pissing me off!
Send him a veto note!
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A weather condition consisting of drizzle, light rain or snow, amounting to minimal measurable precipitation accumulation in a 24 hour time period <.1".
Used primarily by those visiting Pittsburgh during traditional collegiate school sessions - September - May, as this is the predominant weather pattern for those months.
Joe: Hey Tim how's the weather today.
Tim: It's Pittsburghing.
Joe: I wish it would either rain or not, the constant Pittsburghing is dreary.
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The use of additional words or syllables in a sentence. Primarily of use by those attempting to sound more intelligent, and in fact yielding the oposite.
Many auditors will display oversyllabification when they describe preventative controls not realizing that preventive controls are fine.