When you take your wife to a restaurant with a large group and you end up sitting apart from each other. Then the waiter shows up, completely over booked and takes your wifeâs order but she completely doesnât give two craps about you or your order. She doesnât even ask you, like youâre not even there with her. So now youâre waiting till the restaurant closes before you even get your food.
What the hell, how did she get her food already? âBabe, did you order for me? What do you mean no?â Man, my wife is such a BLUE FALCON!!