Andy

Someone who acts big, walks big, talks big, but in fact, trains arms way too often. An Andy boasts about how big his legs are although barely ever training them and using his history as a once "fat boy" which made his legs larger, as a boasting point. Usually Andy's use Insults and humour as a defence mechanism for his gut that he hides while breathing in, they are also renown for their supportive nature for their colleagues and training partners while they shout "nothing but a peanut" or "whooooo'ing" when they hit a new PB. We advise that you don't approach Andy's after a Protein Shake/Bar for 30 minutes for risk of toxic inhalation. Can often be found near EZ Curl bars and the Dumbbell Rack.

- I Hate that guy, he's such an Andy
- Yeah but he helped spot me and psych me up for my new Bench PB
- No Way, that's pretty sound for an Andy

Leon

A Small human being often found rummaging around gyms for 1.25kg plates. Renowned for their inability to rerack waits and not use Performance Enhancers although their body clearly could do with "Enhancing"

Wow, that guy trains so much yet he looks like a Leon.

Jordan

Like the river, long and gangly. A Jordan is a Humanoid that can be heard amongst Gyms listening to the heaviest of metal while screaming "lightweight" and random passers by and releasing toxic fumes to deter predators, often making them uncomfortable and forcing them to leave the area they're training in. This gives the Jordan a larger area to train in where he boasts about doing Squats and never missing leg day, although his legs still look very "meh".

I was training over in the free weights but then this guy dropped a protein fart like an absolute Jordan.