Human Cappuccino

Using your cum as a replacement for cream in coffee.

“I hate my boss, I’m gonna give her a human cappuccino tomorrow morning”

“This coffee tastes weird, I hope dale didn’t make this a human cappuccino.”

Texas Drive Thru

When an illegal immigrant fucks a United States citizen, intentionally getting them impregnated or giving them an STD, just to get purposely deported afterwards.

“Jess’s boyfriend pulled a Texas Drive Thru on her, what a dumbass!”

“Ok Juan, I trust you, but don’t pull a Texas Drive Thru on me...”

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