i downed a half-gal of monarch last night and i didn't eat anything all day
damn you must be h to the izzoed right now
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somebody who tries to be cool by acting alternative and rebellious when they're just a poser in need of attention. defined by people who wear shirts with che guevarra's face in them because they think he was cool
guy 1: nice shirt man. you know who that guy was right?
guy 2: yeah was like a badass dude. like he didn't care what people thought about him, you know?
guy 1: ur a fuckin idiot. get your shit together and stop being such a revolouche
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the epitomy of smoothness. applies to most situations as long as they are handled as pimplike and flawless as humanly possible.
average joe: that community service project was a bitch. i ended up working the night shift at a nursing home every day last week and i only got enough hours for a B grade
silky person: yeah I lied about adopting a street and got an A
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