alg

Ass licking gorgeous. A woman so beautiful you'd go down on her brown. A girl so fine her butt-hole has got to taste like wine. A female so attractive that if she farted on your face you'd take a big whiff.

Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Britney Spears (before her ass got fat and nasty), Carmen Electra and (insert name of the female celebrity you find most attractive) are all "ALG."

Prude: You'd seriously eat Megan Fox's ass out?

Stud: Hell yes!

Prude: That's sick! I would never do that!

Stud: Even after she'd let you do whatever you wanted to her afterwards?

Prude: Well, maybe . . .

Stud: I knew you weren't gay.

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