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Since you haven't showered I'll just give you a light blowy.
When you and your significant other sleep in the opposite direction.
I'm sick of you, we are touching butts and going to sleep.
The relief in finding a great deal.
That buy one get one toilet paper has me feeling rejewvinated.
Licking your finger and sticking it in someones belly button.
I'm gonna give that chick a wet billy.