Qwert

A unit of distance between keys on a keyboard. Adjacent keys are one qwert apart.

Since F and L are five qwerts apart, nobody believed Rick's claim that his text was unintentional.

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hoader

A hoader is somebody who stores secrets in their jowls. It originally referred to female pelicans who carried their young in their beaks to keep them safe from predators.

The Senate majority leader--a renowned hoader--squeezed his facemark in between his chin folds.