Snooki

1. A very tan, greasy, STD-ridden "guidette" from Jersey Shore

2.The offspring of an Oompa Loompa and Troll, trying to call herself "Italian" (even though she's really Chilean)

omg, Nicole looks like such a Snooki since she started fake 'n baking!

powned

When Poland was invaded by Germany WWII, Poland was owned or "powned" by Germany.

omg, Sarah totally powned Kyle in their debate this afternoon.