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The Indian kid in my Math class that is ahead of everyone in the class, even the teacher.
Me: "Rohith, what does 'X' equal when you take it and de-"
Rohith: "'X' equals 15.78326586"
Teacher: "Wrong! Actually...(false proof)"
Rohith: "(Real proof)"
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A young man that like to have sex with trees. He does it a few times a day. James is creepy. He doesn't even make a noise. He looks like he is having fun though. I saw Lila join in, and it looked like fun, so I joined in.
Random Person: James? Who is James?
Me: You don't want to know.
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The Cat that will eat your ass with your command. You tell it to feast, and you will have an orgasm.
"Alex! Feast!... UH! UH! YES! OH YES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
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Your mom eating my dads ass is called a kitty fit. When the boy has an orgasm like a girl from a single mom eating a single dads ass, it is called a HUGE Kitty fit.
I had a kitty fit with my mom. She is 95.
The kid that likes to suck on pens in the middle of class, and hit a tree with his "Weedwacker" screaming. He also likes to crawl on the floor screaming and crawling towards people, and calling it "disturbing the peace". He likes to bash apples on his head like me! He is my Son! He is my favorite!
Raymond! We should draw a peenee!
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