Pickle Bitch Fart Cake

When you please bae with a fucking moldy pickle and your bitch farts and the stench is so bad you won’t go near that cake for weeks.

“Hey you gonna bang Sara this week?” “Nah man she pickle bitch fart caked”

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MTV Jesse

The best Nelk boy. Always doin dope shit and funny pranks.

Look at MTV Jesse, he’s chugging a couple Ronas and slamming an 8 over there. Fucking legend

Cockicious

When your cock is so delicious that it gets cut off and served as a Chinese dish on New Year’s

I feel bad for Phil he was so cockicious that he got the Chinese CBT chop.

Grease Rack

Ugly girl with big tits

“Dude I fucked Candice last night.”

“Damn, did you put a bag over her head she’s a total grease rack.”