Darth Shiteous

A bowel movement so foul and evil, it requires multiple flushes to get rid of it.

"Hey man, I'm lucky to have gotten out of that bathroom alive. I just battled Darth Shiteous!"

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Dos Shittos

Having to take a shit immediately after you just took one. This usually happens once you are done wiping your ass, pulling your pants up and washing your hands. Dos = two in Spanish. Shittos = slang plural for shits.

"I thought I was safe, but then I got an attack of Dos Shittos!"