Bail Runner

A pick up line that freaks out the person your hitting on. Usually intentionally creepy so you can get someone to stop bugging you/liking you/loving you. Impressive results.

'Hey Margaret?'
'Yes Todd?'
'Anal in the backseat tonight?'
'What? O_O'
(Margaret proceeds to run the fuck away while Todd stands there like an idiot)
(People across the street chuckle)
'Way to pull a bail runner'

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