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miracle on two legs

A girl that has tits and an ass that only a goddess would have

Allison is a miracle on two legs.

by Fakecrabsarelobsters March 30, 2016


chinese pancake

When an Asian (called yellow) acts as the butter and a black lady acts as a burnt pancake. The Asian will take a shit and put it in every single one of her holes.

Ling Ling gave Sharkiesha a Chinese Pancake.

by Fakecrabsarelobsters October 18, 2015

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