Braces

A legal extension of public transportation, also known as train tracks. Dentists aren't engineers, so I don't know how they make them.

Joe: Did I just hear a tiny train go by?
John: Nah man those are my braces.
Joe: When did you get those?
John: When they extended the Gold Line.

Jeffrey

A dirty minded kid with a penis the size of his brain (Penis size may vary). Also is an annoying little shit that likes to slap asses. Boys included.

damn, that kid is a Jeffrey! I hate him!

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