deez nuts

Used in many ways just to simply show off your wonderful WANG

Person A speaks to person B

A) Hey Deez was looking for you!
B) Deez who?
C) *grabs wang) DEEZ NUTS!

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Shwasty Face

The point of consuming so much alcohol that you go past the point of being wasted, take two turns and black out drunk and arrive and shwasty face.

Chris drank so much whiskey last night. He was pretty shwasty face.