Dead Joke

A joke that doesn’t bang.

Usually told by people called Miles.

Miles: Tells a joke

Anyone he ever talks to: “Miles, that was a dead joke.”

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Golden Shower

The strange sexual act, in which an individual will urinate on another.

Kamal: “Are you ready for your golden shower?”

Fares: “Yes I’am!”

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Golden Shower

The fetish in which an individual likes to get urinated on for pleasure.

Kamal: “Hey Fares, are you ready for your Golden shower son”

Fares: “Sure Dad, just give me a minute though. I want to finish watching my furry porn”

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divorce dick

what you call your dick if you have had more then 5 woman in a years time that have gone through a divorce/breakup

My friend said I have a divorce dick, after I had sex with a milf that just went through a hard divorce