classic bottom syndrome

When a bottom's brain associates orgasm with anal stimulation so much that it becomes hard or impossible to orgasm from penile stimulation alone

I tried to beat off last night but I couldn't cum without fingering myself, classic bottom syndrome popped off

Jewnicorn

A circumcised penis.

I hooked up with Mike last night and he had a nice jewnicorn.

Ravening

The act of copying The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe and posting on someones wall(on facebook,etc) or physically handing it to them but should be signed "Copied and Re-posted by(enter your name here).

Steven:I was ravening on Sarah's wall
Natalie:No way!! I want to raven too!!

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Stressurbate

Comes from the words "stress" and "masturbate". The action of masturbation when one is stressed.

I have 3 essays, a presentation, and a lab report due tomorrow but instead of doing anything productive all I did was stressurbate all day

Procrasturbate

Comes from the words "procrastinate" and "masturbate". The act of masturbation as a form of procrastination.

Professor I know I was supposed to write you a reasearch paper last night, but all I could do was procrasturbate!