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When you shit and gizz at the same time.
I pulled a dirty mayo last night.
Another word for a woman. They are always running around making sandwiches like monkeys in a kitchen.
Son: wow dad mom needs to calm down itâs just pasta
Dad: yep thatâs a kitchen monkey for you
When a girl shits her pants on her period and you eat her out.
Shordie: yo eat me out
Me: girl I ainât tryna eat no peanut butter and jelly sandwich
When somebodyâs shits their pants and it runs down their leg
Me: whatâs that smell
Friend: the rainstorm
Another word for a bad bitches fat-ass
Me: yo homie look at her ass
Friend: shordie got mad tonka no kizzy
When a girl with braces is sucking your dick and your pubic hair gets stuck in the braces and rips out like a lawn mower with grass.
Guy: she gave me the lawn mower last night and my ball hurt now
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Another word for a Jew. Hitler baked Jews in ovens like pizzas and thatâs where they get the name.
Dude: my family were Jews in the holocaust
Friend: so they were oven campers?