Grasshopper

Dumb little bugs who get off on jumping around in the grass in my back yard. They make really good eating when deep fried. They a good and tasty and crunchy source of vitamin C and various and sundry proteins. My cat likes them too though, so we fight over who can catch them the fastest.

I caught twenty grasshopper outside and deep fried the little mutha fucka bastards. I'm gone eat them now with a glass of prune juice.

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