soft serve

The sexual act of defecating a malleable stool into your partners mouth.

Dude, last night I had spicy chili for dinner and for desert I gave my girlfriend a chocolate soft serve in bed.

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smoke da queef

take a large bong rip, exhale into your partner's love hole, and then enjoy the hit from your partner's natural pipe.

dude, I'll marry the first girl that lets me smoke da queef!!

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Doom Buggy

Mode of conveyance used on Disneyland's Hounted Mansion ride.

Beyond the mysterious stretching room and portraits that transform before your eyes, a "Doom Buggy" awaits to transport you to a world of humorous houseguests, silly dances and ghostly galas.EEEEEK!! I just vomited!

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The Gyn

Pronounced "jine"
A generic reference to a wife or girlfriend

Sorry dude, I can't play poker tonight because "The Gyn" wants to spoon in bed and watch Greys Anatomy.

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