Newslut

A TV news woman who only wears tight form fitting dresses that put her rack on display like fruit at the supermarket, and accentuate every last one of her curves. Pretty much 99% of all news women on the air these days. As a guy, it's annoying because you know you're being manipulated, but there's nothing you can do about it. Your eyes remain fixed first on the rack, and then follow the curves down all the way to her legs, as far as you can see. Can you recall anything she said? No. Can you recall what her rack looked like? Yes.

Look at that newslut, her rack is bursting out of that dress, if that's what you want to call it. I don't really care what they're talking about, only whether I can see the outline of her nipples.

Farting Barrier

The barrier that usually exists against farting in the company of each other at the outset of a new relationship. The individuals involved are usually very hesitant if not incredibly embarrassed to cross this barrier, at least not too early.

I can see you just crossed the farting barrier and you will regret that later tonight. Let me guess, a bean and cheese burrito for lunch? Excuse me while I go hang out with the dog in the other room for a while.

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