Unicorn

As defined in Dr.Phillips High School, a virgin who has not received their first kiss yet.

(Masturbation and non-sex non-kissing yet sexually related groping are irrelevant when deciding one's unicorn status.)

1: "Sometimes it's hard being unexperienced, but if we're both in the same state, I guess it won't drive me crazy!"

2: "...Actually, I had my first kiss yesterday..."

1: "...OH GOD, I'M THE LAST UNICORN!!!"

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