Fag

Aussie or British slang for cigarette, used to be the name of an Australian lolly until it was cancelled and changed to "Fads"

Aussie bloke: "Oi cunt, ya want a fag
British man: "'Course mate!"

abd

When someone, usually on a phone, fucks up the word "and" because of the natural position of the thumb.

Person one: "So like, this kid from school lost his bag abd his phone"
Person two: "Skill issue"