Hobo weekend

When you plan to have a party with other people but it gets cancelled so you go to underground parties all night without a place to sleep.

Person one: how was your weekend?
Person two: ugh I had the worst hobo weekend ever
Person one: did you find a place to sleep?
Person two: no I just find more parties and more vodka, I was squatting down when drinking

Melker

Super kind and cool
He's the funniest person you'll ever meet. He's sweet and caring but very shy and he'll will only say things when he truly means them.
A real meme expert who'll always make you laugh your ass off.
Consider yourself lucky of you have a Melker in your life since they're very rare.

Damn that guy seems really shy, who is he anyways?

Oh that's melker, he's the sweetest

Oh right it's him, he's such a helpful hand

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Saankhya

Saankhya Is an all-around girl Wich likes to be with people but hates parties

- Saankhya never shows up at Mark's parties man
- Because they are parties and besides... Mark's a real fah
- true

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