He has the biggest dick in the world. He is a beast in bed and often gets girls named Tilda. He is a sweetheart with his girls. He always gets girls in the bed after one hour.
Wow, that's Melker he fucked me last night.
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Guy 1: Hey what is ur name?
Guy 2: Melker.
Guy 1: owo daddy please do the sex on me with ur 20 centimeter defeater!
Super kind and cool
He's the funniest person you'll ever meet. He's sweet and caring but very shy and he'll will only say things when he truly means them.
A real meme expert who'll always make you laugh your ass off.
Consider yourself lucky of you have a Melker in your life since they're very rare.
Damn that guy seems really shy, who is he anyways?
Oh that's melker, he's the sweetest
Oh right it's him, he's such a helpful hand
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Melker is a very cool Guy. Hes realy Nice and a midget. Ofen called à legend.
Melker My man. Melker My broder. Melker is a real legend
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Melker is a extremly beautiful guy with a two meters long dick. Melker fucks someone every night, he is also rich as fuck
Oh, he look likes a Melker because he probablly wants to fuck.
he is a viking, he is a munstycke Arabisk pedofil från Kina, släckten är från Argentina
#belikemelker
www.melker.com
"im a melker" " you are so melker" "han är melker" "sluta melker"
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Short disgusting, white, privlidged asshole, with a humongusly small penis. His favorite Shrek 3 charachter is the gay cat. He also has a dig bick.
''Only Melker's listen to lil yachty''
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