tipozzle

(n.) a hipster; one who accidentally starts trends and then gets uncomfortable with the attention and changes style; a tool; someone so talented that you literally cannot stand to look at their face; douche nozzle

note: more commonly used as a twitter/tumblr hashtag (#tipozzle)

Bro, good thing you're wearing your yellow wayfarers IN-FUCKING-SIDE, cause it's so god damn sunny in here. Don't forget your sunblock, weiner-jacket. #tipozzle

merlinate

(v) to merlinate; to epicly own; to be simply amazing at life in general

1) "Prepare to get MERLINATED."

2) "I'm going to merlinate you so hard you'll have been merlinated!"