La cagastes

The Spanish definition for an action that was so stupid that there is no possible remedy or way of atonement for it. Literally interpreted,’ You shit on it', 'it' being what you were attempting to do.

Yo bro, when you grabed your sister-law's ass at the wedding, la cagastes getting along with your mother and father in laws!

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mariconada

Spanish slang, not used in 'polite' circles. Usually used by Cubans. Describing a petty act, not quite malicious, usually but not always anonymously.

Raul telling Carlo's girl he cheats on her was a real mariconada

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