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The dirty hydro skimmer is when your girl is in the tub and is taking a bath. After she not only cums but defecates in the water she pulls her bottom half out so her vag is half way out. The guy gets in the tub and licks the girls vag and inserts his tung into her vag as it is under the water and gets no only her cum but also piss and shit in his mouth. He will do this tell she cums and there share a cup of her dirty bathwater.
My girl was so drunk last night she asked me for a dirty hydro skimmer.
A Dirty Eon is when a guy is having anal sex with a girl and pulls out his penis with poop still on it and drags it on the girls forehead and down her noise it the shape of a T. It is a mix of a Dirty Sanchez and A T-Bone.
My girl said anal was hurting so i pulled it out and gave her a Dirty Eon on her face.
A dirty potato bomb is wile you are have sex in doggy style you take a potato and insert into the woman's anal way. You leave the potato in tell you cum then u pull out the potato from her anal way. The potato should be covered in poop. And as u walk out the door you turn and as had as you can you through the potato at her as u wisle the sound of a bomb dropping.
Found out my girl cheated and i hit her with a dirty potato bomb