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Serious knee injury needing medical intervention. Usually caused by engaging in stupid behavior whilst intoxicated.
Enrique got kneemonia from jumping off a balcony to escape the scorn of a cheated-on husband.
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He got kneemonia due to getting jumped by a 16 year old whilst play wrestling under the effects of alcohol.
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An illusive creature of the night whom is prone to suddenly disappearing (aka smoke bombing), releasing very limited and conflicting information about important events, and leading multiple parallel lives.
He went jackalling like the phantom white spotted jackal, or: the phantom white jackal has smoke bombed again.