Implied Dibs

When something is so good, you only have to look at your friend for them to know you have called dibs.

Can also be used when you forget to call dibs. Simply claim "it was an implied dibs" after the fact.

When my buddy and I saw that booty, it only took a quick glance to see he had an implied dibs.

My brother was upset at me for eating the rest of the pizza saying he had an implied dibs.

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Soy sauce latte

Sucking an Asian girl's nipple for fifteen minutes or more.

Dude I sucked her nipple for fifteen minutes; Wait was she asian?; Yeah...; Dude, soy sauce latte!

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