spunked

When a user of a forum responds to an obscure spam message thinking it is a legitimate message.

Post 1: Can someone give me the ingredients for apple pie?
Post 2 (spam): I don't know her, can you give me more details? -usually with a linked signature
Post 3: Know who? The person that made the apple pie?

The author of Post 3 got Spunked

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evasive mumbling

Mumbling the answer to a question in hopes that the questioner won't hear or understand an answer that may get you in trouble.

When mom asks about that broken plate, you better answer with some evasive mumbling.

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hazhole

A person that uses his vehicle's flashers innapropriately during inclimate weather.

I have been sitting behind this hazhole going 2 mph for the last hour, yet he still insists on flashing his hazards incase I forget he was there.

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religisaurus

The imaginary dinosaurs that walked with humans for an Earth that is less than a few thousand years old. Used to taunt the religious right.

Look, that religisaurus just ate an atheist caveman.

Fuckyer

Fuckyer is denoted by a % (percent sign) followed by a tag on social media sites to denote a complaint about annoying posts.

Friend posts something like: I am doing yet another challenge for charity.
You respond: %StupidChallenge
(read as Fuckyer Stupid Challenge)