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When you swipe everything off a table usually in your house or someone's house. Then you put your girlfriend on it and start fucking her on the table.
Table Pusher: (swipes everything off table)
Girlfriend: HURRY THE FUCK UP
Table Pusher: (Starts fucking on the table)
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Louis is a little bitch who talks sooo much shit but wont actually square up and when you ask him to fight he starts making a bunch of excuses for why he wont fight you but really he is just scared
Louis from school (TALKING SHIT)
MICHAEL: LETS FIGHT THEN
LOUIS (GOES HOME CRYING TO HIS MOM)
The most annoying and loud teacher you will ever meat in your life she is a faggot and she also is very sexist to boys and only likes the smart girls in her class and also screams michael everyday about some random shit
Ms Lim: (starts screaming about random shit)
Michael: Can we go home already this goes on, on a daily basis
Larry: GODD BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Jeremy is a faggot that beats his dick in class and thinks that doing so is cool and also walks around the class telling everyone to spit out their gum and thinks that he is in charge but really everybody hates him
Jeremy: (Beating his dick) Ohhh Ohhh yeah OMG out teacher is so hot
Whole Class: WTF JEREMY IS A PERVERT
JEREMY FROM SCHOOL: SPIT OUT YOUR GUM!!!!
Mason is a itallian boomer who talks like he is walking on the streets of new york
Mason: IM WALKIN HERE IM WALKIN HERE!!!
People: Jesus this guy again
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The one day where everyone is in the hospital because they tried too grab the last samsung TV that was on sale also the best time for broke people to shop.
People Working at the store for Black Friday: Alright Team We are going to survive this day and sell all of our samsung TV's before they explode
Crowd: (GUN SHOT) (GUY SCREAMS) (GUY DIES)
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A company that makes exploding devices
(Airport Intercom turns on) "EVERYBODY THAT HAS A SAMSUNG PHONE OR ANY DEVICE THAT IS MADE BY SAMSUNG GET THE FUCK OUT"
People at airport: AWWWW MANN
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