Rural Dictionary

christmas gear

The new clothes that people wear that they recieved for the holidays. Usually worn the first week in January and is recognized by the new clothes smell and creases left from being folded in boxes since Thanksgiving.

Steve wore his Christmas gear on his first day back from winter break and all the cool kids teased him for his shoes.

by FatBox January 4, 2006

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mouth hug

A nice way of saying oral sex or blow job.

"Yo, dude. I'm totally getting a mounth hug from Melissa tonite!" Matt said to Elijah as they walked through the quad.
"How are you so sure?" Elijah asked.
"Well I saw her earlier and told her that she looked pretty today." Matt answered.
"Didn't she give Russ and Seth mouth hugs last weekend?" Elijah inquired.
"Yeah, she's a total slut, but she sure gives good mouth hugs." Matt said.
"I heard she gave Jeremy a mouth hug when he was sick in bed." Elijah added. The two friends laughed and enjoyed the rest of the day.
Arlington, VA
1997-2001
every Thursday through Sunday and ever other Monday (sometimes Tuesdays)(you know what I mean, right?)
True Story

by FatBox October 1, 2006

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method

The name given to the technique by which a male tucks his erect penis into the waistline of his pants (or shorts) so as to not publicly show his erection.

If masturbating and the doorbell rings you must bust the METHOD so that whomever is at the door does not see your erection.

by FatBox August 26, 2006

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breakfast in head

A blow job in the morning right after you wake up. Usually after a rough nite of drinking and hoggin'. Performed by skanks or your wife.

"so I brought that 48 year old that I met at the bar home and the next morning she gave me breakfast in head" Steven said before eating a slice of pizza.
"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"
true story

by FatBox October 1, 2006

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