Fat Cat

n. 1)A cat who doesn't get fed very much, and overeats when they do get fed.
n. 2)A cat who you THINK is big boned, but really is fat.
n. 3)Change fat to phat- A cool cat. Possibly fat. It depends.

1) Sorry Mr. Pussy Wussy, I'm out of food. Maybe I'll feed you next month.
2) Guy One: Aweh, look, I think your cat's big boned. How cute!
Guy Two: Shut up, he's FAT! He's a FAT CAT! He's going in the county fair!
3)a) Guy One: Your cat just knocked over your Christmas tree HAHAHAHA! What a loser.
Guy Two: Naa man, he's phat.
b) Guy One: Your cat is phat, man.
Guy Two: Excuse me?!
Guy One: P-H-A-T
Guy Two: STOP CONFUSING ME WITH SPELLING!

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