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Sexual act in which a female sticks a lit flare in her ass out in the yard, and a male then jumps from the roof or second story of the building and makes insertion upon landing.
Friend: Dude how did you break you leg.
You: The girlfriend wanted to try something new.
Friend: Wait, you didn't try the Nicaraguan landing strip did you?
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When you communicate with your bro, through a look.
Telepathic powers between bros if you will.
My buddy had a chick over the other night that he is trying to get on a date with and she seems interested. Suddenly she told us she was inviting her other semi boyfriend thing over, and he and I looked at eachother and instantly had a telebropathic conversation of,
Him: What the fuck?
Me: Dude I don't know, Da Fuck.
Him: Well I'm done with that.
Me: I don't blame you.
Night moved on.
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