Boner Donor

The cadaver required for a female to male transgender transition.

Alex used to be Alice, before they found a boner donor to complete his transition.

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bog dolphin

Slang for a Massachusetts prostitute

"Did you get laid this weekend?"
"Yeah, but I couldn't find anyone on Tindr so I picked up a bog dolphin"

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Claustrotoebic

When your shoes are too tight, and you wiggle your toes in panic to keep the blood flowing

I wore the wrong boots fishing today and couldn't concentrate I was so claustrotoebic

Mohicarican

The offspring of one parent of Puerto Rican descent, and one parent of Mohegan Indian descent

Tina and Josue's kids are all confused!
It's not their fault, they are Mohicarican

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Highgraine

The awful hangover like headache one gets from smoking shitty weed.

Dude, I smoked a half of that Mexican dirt weed we bought, and all I got from it was a highgraine.

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