Tahmid

An individual whose gender cannot be determined. When his/her shirt is lifted, the rolls of blubber descend upon us mere mortals. Our cities are flattened and he is worshiped. O' the great Tahmid, do not smite us with your fatty tissues.

The Tahmid, angered by his devotees' offering of fruit, unleashed his fat and screamed, "I want Dunkin' Donuts NOW."

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