Swānk Ho

A school teacher who gets pregnant during the school year. When you see her, you think to yourself: "Shit, she took someone's ding-dong deep."

Did you hear that the Mrs. Smith swānk ho'd last week? It's the third time in the past 4 years.

Fëhg

That awkward moment when the teacher catches you laughing so you have to either make a straight face or look away.

I had a fëhg when the retards walked screaming in the hallway and the teacher looked at me.