An Oshcabosh is usually a rather attractive male, with female representatives. An Osh tends to be bent, homosexual, etc. An Osh is the man who gets used by his mates because he was the first driver in the group, and now that the group can all drive, Osh has no use but to sit there and fart. Never be mates with Oshcabosh, his breath stinks and his attitude is poo. No one likes an Osh when it becomes sarcastic, as itâs the worst thing to listen to, and itâs also rather irritating to the point no one wants to speak to him ever again. His mother is lovely though.
Girl 1: OMG! A shemale has just asked me for my number!
Fit Girl: Itâs probably just irritating unfunny gay Oshcabosh.
a gorgeous human being with a blonde perm, gets all of the pussy! girldem are constantly surrounding him at schools like paparazzi. his phone is always beeping with text messages and nudes from girls. he has a massive cock and shags loads of lasses. (he is secretly a virgin) but would get it from anyone and anything!
that boy is such a cieron veart
Birdo, commonly associated with the name Purdosh. a lad who looks very similar to a pigeon and mickey mouse. he is desperate for a girlfriend, but usually only attracts mids or 2/10âs. he is technical in the box, but jumps like a panther. he is generally awful at fifa, and misses 4 on 0âs on pro clubs. BE AWARE, BIRDOS IN TOWN!
Boy 1: This guy iâm playing on fifa is wank
Boy 2: It must be Birdo
This Bog Breath cardboard gypsy will do anything for female attention. fat virgin who will live in basement with his dad at the age of 27. he has a passionate hatred for his mother, and swears he actually wants to see her dead. Travis Mcgarrys are typically vulnerable, but threaten to get you jumped and killed by his family whenever he feels like it. DISCLAIMER: Donât tocuh his Lacoste bodywarmer, or objects will be thrown e.g chocolate brownie.
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0 GCSEâs
1342 games of fifa 23 within the first week
level 213 on fortnite battle royale in 2022
Polly: Hey, howâs your day been Travis?
Travis: Welli Caft Dunt *laughs at himself even though itâs the worst crack in existence*
definition: a travis mcgarry is a cardboard gypsy
This sigma brexit alpha male anti-islam buzz cut cunt is the king of the sigmas. This man created the term, âThe broken sigmaâ, as he believes his redemption arc is near. The Trotter tends to have kankles, but thinks thatâs what defines him as a broken brexit. He often drinks beer at home by himself watching the football at the age of 16, and is still yet to feel the touch of a female. Olly Trotter Potterâs typically strive to be a football hooligan, and usually tell his mates that heâs âjibbedâ into stadiums for free, even though heâs spent half a mortgage on tickets at wembley. Donât hang around a Trotter, they are disgusting morons that disconnect themselves from females to ensure they love the sigma life.
*Music plays - Baggy Trousers***
Olly Trotter Potter: Fkn el mush iâm chillin vibin