kwned

kwned is a rarely used edition of the word owned and pwned.

In certain first person shooter games (namely Counter-Strike), players are equipped with a primary weapon, a secondary weapon, and a melee attack. In Counter-Strike (CS hence forth) players are given a knife. To "kwn" a person would be to own them with the knife.

Note that the K indeed stands for knife, and to use it in the context of being hit (such as in Halo) would be incorrect.

FatManMGS2 killed Noob with knife.

Noob: Darn!
FatManMGS2: kwned

madness

While the word madness has many meanings, the simplest and most widely accepted is that madness is in fact *not* Sparta, but could very well be blasphemy.

Person A: Dude this is blasphemy, it's madness...
Person B: Naw bro, this is Sparta.

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roflcakes

Acronym standing for rolling on the floor laughing correctly and kicking estranged storemanagers. Generally used as an alternative to rofl; rarely involved in actual kicking of storemanagers.

<Tsunami> He was in the hole!
<FatMan> roflcakes

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sparta

Sparta is the unambiguous answer to any "what" question. E.g., "What is two plus two?" "Sparta", "What does that road sign up ahead say?" "Sparta", "What's the quickest way to get to Greece?" "Sparta", etc. In a strictly literal sense, Sparta is the embodiment of all that is epic in the world fused with the awesomeness of Chuck Norris if he were to have a kid with King Leonidas.

Person A, pointing at Bonzai tree: "What is this?"
Person B, picking up Bonzai tree: "This is Sparta."

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