putney high

a school full of shitty teachers and slaggy girls which creates the name slutney. the year 7s look 6 and skirts are down to their ankles. to fit in at putney you must do at least 3 of the following:
- skirt rolled up 2 times
- nike air forces

- fancy either mr stenberg the fit swedish history teacher dating a pe teacher or mr cameron a sexy australian biology teacher who’s accent gives the girls fanny flutters
- have an east pack or fjallraven kanken bags
-have highlights of some sort in your hair

with these you are bound to fit in
putney high has a few peng teachers two i already mentioned but a new edition mr pattie is kinda short but proper fitttttt.

*biology lesson*
y10 girl: omg his voice is so peng
yr10 girl #2 : he has kids
y10 girl: i don’t care

ex2

random perv: oi wagwam look at that leng ting

random perv #2: oi she’s a slag defo a putney high girl

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