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Shitnami

The sudden realisation that the shitstorm in your life was only a precursor to drowning in an overwhelming tidal wave of shit.

Kevin though his life was a bit of a shitstorm when his rental agent gave him notice to vacate his flat, but came to realise that he was in a shitnami when his dog Bozo was run over and killed by his wife when she left him for a famous Latino pornstar, lost his car and all of his money in a drunken poker night, was diagnosed with terminal penile cancer, and disowned by his mother for forgetting her birthday.

by FatTonyPearls April 8, 2023