Vitamin T

Vitamin T simply refers to Tennents lager, in any form. It is a common misconception that vitamin T is only found in Tennents Ice Cold, however it has been scientifically proven that this is simply vitamin T in its purest form. Vitamin T is also found in canned Tennents, ordinary draught Tennents, and even warm Tennents, although in a less active form. Although yet to be proven, it is widely believed among the scientific community that the purest and most active form of vitamin T is in fact found on the floor of the Hive at the GUU at 1.45am on a Friday morning, and it is best absorbed by rolling around in it naked, rather than actually consuming it.

Have you had your RDA of Vitamin T?

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