A polite way to ask someone to tag team their wife. Refer to âRock the boatâ.
Help row the canoe: Help fuck someoneâs significant other, often their wife.
Person A: Allow me to help you row the canoe brother.
Person B: I donât think my wife will agree.
Person A: I insist, we can take turns rowing the canoe.
Person B: Alright fuck it.