Help row the canoe

A polite way to ask someone to tag team their wife. Refer to “Rock the boat”.

Help row the canoe: Help fuck someone’s significant other, often their wife.

Person A: Allow me to help you row the canoe brother.
Person B: I don’t think my wife will agree.

Person A: I insist, we can take turns rowing the canoe.
Person B: Alright fuck it.