Jeffeism

When 4 or more people gather together and climax at the exact same time completely coincidentally

Dude, today, I was at the movies and everyone in row 4 just exploded in jeffeism.

I went to the dispensary to buy weed and all 3 people at the counter including myself endured a full ascension of jeffeism.

Cuck Elf

An individual who spends days serving the public but in a very submissive way. The power bottom of the culture barrel if you will.

“Hey, that store manager who goes above and beyond to satisfy his boss is a real cuck elf, always trying to make everyone else so happy all the time.

Funging

When you take your finger and place it between your taint then wipe it on something random at the store with the intent that it makes it to someone who’s a huge bitch. It turns you on doing this act so you do it more.

I went funging at Walmart today, my taint was so sour and moist I just about funged on everything

Platerror-Chewma

Platerror-Chewma (noun):

A rare, highly disturbing psychological condition characterized by vivid, intrusive flashbacks of witnessing an explicit act involving parental figures atop a dining table, immediately before a meal. Symptoms include a lifelong aversion to mealtime settings, uncontrollable gag reflexes triggered by tableware, and a paradoxical compulsion to overanalyze family dynamics.

Treatment for Platerror-Chewma typically involves intensive therapy, avoidance of communal dining, and, in severe cases, opting for standing meals at countertops instead of tables. This condition often leads to the patient coining inappropriate terms during social events, much to the discomfort of others. As well as making up their own definitions on the spot. It’s irreversible and has no treatment to even slow the process.

“My therapist says my Platerror-Chewma stems from ‘that night,’ but honestly, I think it’s because Dad winked at me mid-thrust while knocking over the gravy boat.”

Your

Jefes legal version of “you’re”. Unable to ever be challenged or corrected by an individual specifically named joey

Jefe said your not smart

Big beefed

The act of a Tennessee tractor pull mixed with an Arabian desert sandstorm, leaving the sexual receiver in coma or unconscious state

Last night rob “big beefed” Joey so hard heffe had to drive Joey to the hospital, he was unconscious!