Vern Turkey Dinner

When you proceed to have sex with a store-bought turkey multiple times before Thanksgiving, until the Turkey is seemingly filled with ejaculate. Can be done with multiple people as an activity for the holiday, and is done best if the turkey is bought about a week before the holiday, giving you plenty of time to "stuff" it with your "filling". A somewhat swollen appearance is often desired, similar to that of a water balloon.

Dad : This turkey is especially juicy this year, what's your secret?
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.

ONC

A popular Steam community group (One Nut Crew) that initiates their members through shooting one of their testicles with a revolver, typically one made from gold. Officially formed April 24, 2013 by founder Keenan "Vern" Evans, ONC frequents many games, usually online, such as Garry's Mod, RoboCraft, Minecraft, Unturned, ARMA 2/3, and many others. They can be found on the steam community website under OneNutCrew.

"I ran into those ONC guys a while back, I could tell they were doing initiations by the gun shots followed by a long, high pitched scream."

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